I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
