My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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