your thong is hanging out like whoa
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
