Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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