so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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