So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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