And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
