It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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