What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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