ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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