just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i think i have herpe
just one?
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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