You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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