i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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