jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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