beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
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