yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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