I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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