oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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