I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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