How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Randomize
