Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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