winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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