Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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