The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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