Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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