i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
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