google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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