Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Sext me about skeletons
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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