Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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