I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I think people are normalizing furries
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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