Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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