That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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