Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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