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I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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