The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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