Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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