those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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