Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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