My nipple is on Facebook.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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