i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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