she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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