I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I could fuck to npr.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
So here I am, sexting at work.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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