she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
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