No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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