The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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