I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake đź‘Ś
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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