in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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