So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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