Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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