u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Randomize
