I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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