What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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