Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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