Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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